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ARCHIE GOODWIN: Every
Friday morning at 11:00
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Nero Wolfe signs
the salary checks
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for Fritz and Theodore and me.
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He never likes spending money
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but that particular day
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he was more sour than usual.
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What's the matter, you
got bugs in the orchids?
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No, but I saw
your bag in the hall
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and I note your finery.
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Straining as you are to be gone.
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It is gracious of you
to wait for this pittance.
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This meager return for
your excessive labors.
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Especially since
the bank balance
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is the lowest its
been in two years.
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That deserves an
answer. Here it is.
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As for finery...
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I'm headed to the
country for the weekend.
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And I'm dressed accordingly.
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Lovely.
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As for straining... I'm not.
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As for pittance...
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Yes, you're right.
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As for bank balance...
Well, you have a point.
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I'm willing to help.
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After all, it's just a
pittance anyway, so...
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Archie!
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Yes?
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Phooey!
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Nuts!
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By Monday morning, the air
might possibly have cleared
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if it hadn't been for
the torn up check.
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We both knew the stub would have
to be voided and a new check drawn
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but he wasn't going to tell
me to do it without being asked
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and I wasn't going to
do it without being told.
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A man has his pride.
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And with that between us
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the stiffness Monday morning
lasted through lunch and beyond
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into the afternoon,
and for all I cared
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it could have lasted
into the next decade.
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Yes, may I help you?
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You're Archie Goodwin?
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Yes.
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Can you bring my
suitcase in, please?
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I want to see Nero Wolfe
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but of course he's
always up in the plant room
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from 4:00 till 6:00.
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That's why I chose
this time to come.
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I want to see you first.
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Well, I'm flattered, but...
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The door to the front room.
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The door to the dining
room down there on the right.
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The office on the left.
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Yes.
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Hall's wider than I expected.
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Shall we go into the office?
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I had to go away.
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I had to go somewhere
and stay there till October 26.
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Someplace where
no one would know
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and no one could
possibly find me.
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I thought about it
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and figured the best place
was Nero Wolfe's house.
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A hotel or a rooming
house wouldn't do
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because they need to know names.
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Would $50 a day be enough?
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You won't tell us your name?
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No.
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Have you committed a crime
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or have you been
an accessory to one?
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Are you a fugitive
running from the law?
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No.
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Well, prove it.
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That's silly.
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I don't have to prove it.
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You're going to stick to this
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"no names, no identify"?
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I certainly intend to.
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Well, then you better
leave Mr. Wolfe to me.
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I'll bring you up to your
room, I'll leave you there.
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When he comes
down, I'll tackle him.
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It might help if he
saw some cash.
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Seven days, $50 a day.
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$350.
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With the
understanding, of course
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that it's not a deal until
Mr. Wolfe accepts it.
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Of course.
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And if he accepts,
I'm willing to pay more.
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It's bigger than I thought.
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I appreciate this, Mr. Goodwin.
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Ah, certainly.
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You know, I'm going to
have to watch you unpack.
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Watch me? Why?
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For the kick.
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You know, there's probably
a thousand or more people
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in the metropolitan area
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who think Nero Wolfe
has lived long enough.
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And one or more of
them may have decided
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to put a copperhead or
a rattler in your hatbox.
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Nothing dangerous so far.
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I guess that'll do.
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I haven't inspected you
handbag or your person.
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So, uh, I hope you don't mind...
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I locked the door.
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Did you put that
money there, Fritz?
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No, sir, I did.
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Indeed.
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Thank you, Fritz.
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Well, flummery?
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No, sir.
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Then what?
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Well...
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So, I explained.
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She seemed sweet and unspoiled
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and has fine legs
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and if we like her
and get used to her
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one of us might
want to marry her.
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Phooey, Archie.
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However, the
immediate point is this...
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Since I am responsible for that
handy little contribution of cash
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you may feel like signing
a replacement check
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for the one that I
tore up on Friday.
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Archie, that was an
admirable performance.
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Well, thank you.
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Friday, I spoke hastily
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and you acted hastily
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and the fait accompli
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of that torn check
had us at an impasse.
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By contriving one of your
fantastically puerile inventions
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you have made the
problem itself absurd
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and so disposed of it.
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Admirable. Very satisfactory.
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I...
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I didn't know we had 50s in
the emergency cash reserve.
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You'd better get rid
of that. Put that back.
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I don't like money lying around.
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No, see, that didn't
come from the safe.
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No, that came
from the visitor...
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As described, up
on the south room.
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I didn't invent anything
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puerile or not.
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Nothing was invented, you see?
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Now shall I bring her
down and you can decide.
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Bah.
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Bah?
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( bell ringing)
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What are you...?
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( whistling tune)
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Would you like another beer?
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Fritz, Fritz...
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Yes, a little point
of information.
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Our lady visitor that's
upstairs in the south room
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is she old, haggard
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crippled, deformed, ugly?
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No, Archie.
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She's quite the opposite.
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No, no.
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She precisely the opposite.
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Thank you, Fritz.
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Is it true?
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Have you actually
installed a woman
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in a room of my house?
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Now, not installed, exactly.
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You see, that implies
a personal kind of...
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Where did you get her?!
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I didn't get her as I told you.
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She came.
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I invented nothing.
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I am just reporting.
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You take that money
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bring it up to her
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and give it back
to her right now!
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Dinner is in 20 minutes.
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I want her out of the
house in ten minutes!
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Well, you see, I mean
normally I would... do... that.
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But, you see,
acting as your agent
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I practically promised
her that you would see her.
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Now, if she sees you
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she'll probably
drop this mystery act
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and she'll divulge her name.
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And the resulting fee
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will take care of my
salary checks for a year.
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Okay, well
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she'll just have to get
baccala someplace else.
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I shouldn't have mentioned it.
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Baccala?
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Yeah, I happened
to mention to her
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we're having baccala for dinner
and she said, "What is that?"
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And I told her, and she said
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"Salt Cod isn't fit to eat
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no matter how you cook it."
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So... all right, all right.
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You know what? Skip it.
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Since we have to return
that money to her anyway
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I've contributed nothing
to the bank account.
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And the situation
regarding my salary check
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snaps back to this morning
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and it leaves me
no alternative...
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( doorbell ringing) Archie,
don't tear that check!
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Yes, may I help you?
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My name is Perry Helmar.
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I'm an attorney.
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I want to see Nero Wolfe
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about a matter
of utmost urgency.
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Now ordinarily,
when a stranger calls
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I let the caller wait while
I go check with Wolfe.
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But I wanted to give
Wolfe another tack to sit on
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and postpone a showdown
over our guest upstairs.
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Sit right here, please.
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Mr. Wolfe, I am a senior partner
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at a law firm of highest repute.
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A young woman for
whom I am responsible
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has just disappeared
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and she must be found
as quickly as possible.
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So I will pay you $5,000
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plus necessary expenses
if you will find her
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and have her communicate
with me by October 25
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which is, what,
six days from now.
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However, I will pay double that
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if you produce her in
New York alive and well
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by the morning of October 26.
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Tell me about her, briefly.
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You're an attorney.
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You should know what I need
to decide whether to take a job.
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Well, sir, why would
you decide to refuse it?
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I don't know.
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Very well.
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I'm am Priscilla
Eades legal guardian.
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I am also the
trustee of her property
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according to the
will of her father.
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So, this evening
I paid a call to her
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to discuss some business;
however she was not there.
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Her maid became alarmed
because she was expecting
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her mistress to come
home for an early dinner...
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I don't need that much.
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You don't?
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I see.
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Well, I found on
her writing desk
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an envelope addressed to me.
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Inside was a handwritten note.
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It reads, "Dear Perry, I hope
you won't be too mad at me
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"for standing you up.
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"I doubt if you will hear
from me before October 26
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"but you will then all right.
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"Please don't try to find me."
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Love, Pris."
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Now, October 26 will be
my ward's 25th birthday
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when according to the
terms of her father's will
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the trust will be terminated
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and she will take complete
control of her property.
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90% of Softdown...
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A large and successful
corporation that makes towels.
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There are complications,
however, as there usually are.
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Such as?
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Such as Eric Hagh,
Priscilla's former husband
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and her one disastrous blunder.
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She ran away with
him when she was 19
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to South America.
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She left him after three months,
and then she divorced him.
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How does that blunder
complicate her inheritance?
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Well, two weeks ago
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I received a letter
from Eric Hagh
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claiming that she
signed a document
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shortly after they were married
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granting him half
of her property.
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00:11:34,895 --> 00:11:37,062
You say her name
was Priscilla Eades?
266
00:11:37,097 --> 00:11:38,429
Yes.
267
00:11:38,465 --> 00:11:40,832
She took back her maiden name.
268
00:11:40,867 --> 00:11:42,567
I think I met her.
269
00:11:42,602 --> 00:11:43,968
Got a picture?
270
00:11:44,004 --> 00:11:45,336
Yes...
271
00:11:45,371 --> 00:11:47,939
I have a picture.
272
00:11:47,974 --> 00:11:49,641
I have two pictures.
273
00:11:54,213 --> 00:11:56,614
( humming softly)
274
00:11:56,649 --> 00:11:58,115
HELMAR: Now I doubt
275
00:11:58,150 --> 00:12:00,051
that his claim has
any legal validity
276
00:12:00,086 --> 00:12:02,286
but morally there
may be a question.
277
00:12:02,322 --> 00:12:04,956
It is indubitably a
question with my ward.
278
00:12:04,991 --> 00:12:06,958
The letter came from Venezuela.
279
00:12:06,993 --> 00:12:09,226
I fear that she might
have gone there
280
00:12:09,262 --> 00:12:10,973
to speak to him and see him.
281
00:12:10,997 --> 00:12:12,730
She's worth looking at.
282
00:12:12,765 --> 00:12:15,065
And I don't just
mean the pictures.
283
00:12:15,101 --> 00:12:17,368
Like I said, I
think I've met her.
284
00:12:17,404 --> 00:12:19,737
In fact, I'm sure
of it... Recently.
285
00:12:19,773 --> 00:12:22,339
I just can't remember
where or when...
286
00:12:22,375 --> 00:12:26,043
It was the night we
had baccala dinner.
287
00:12:26,079 --> 00:12:29,547
What the devil are
you gibbering about?
288
00:12:29,582 --> 00:12:31,482
You heard me.
289
00:12:31,517 --> 00:12:33,717
Baccala dinner.
290
00:12:37,423 --> 00:12:39,724
( clearing throat)
291
00:12:43,663 --> 00:12:46,397
I, uh... will
consider your offer
292
00:12:46,432 --> 00:12:47,766
Mr. Helmar.
293
00:12:47,801 --> 00:12:49,412
If I decide to take it
294
00:12:49,436 --> 00:12:51,214
Mr. Goodwin will contact
295
00:12:51,238 --> 00:12:53,637
your office tomorrow
morning at 10:00.
296
00:12:53,672 --> 00:12:55,240
HELMAR: Tomorrow morning?
297
00:12:55,275 --> 00:12:56,774
I need an answer now.
298
00:12:56,810 --> 00:12:59,087
WOLFE: What
would you think of me
299
00:12:59,111 --> 00:13:00,890
If I, solely based
on information
300
00:13:00,914 --> 00:13:02,580
you supplied me here and now
301
00:13:02,616 --> 00:13:04,815
decided to accept
a job and work on it?
302
00:13:04,850 --> 00:13:06,917
What would I think?
303
00:13:06,953 --> 00:13:09,821
That, sir, is what I want.
304
00:13:09,856 --> 00:13:11,189
Surely not.
305
00:13:11,224 --> 00:13:13,202
Surely you would be
employing a jackass.
306
00:13:13,226 --> 00:13:18,095
If you want the kind of detective
who will dive in heedlessly
307
00:13:18,131 --> 00:13:19,641
based on requests
from a stranger
308
00:13:19,665 --> 00:13:22,333
Mr. Goodwin will give you
some names and addresses.
309
00:13:22,368 --> 00:13:24,636
Very well.
310
00:13:24,671 --> 00:13:27,238
I'll expect a call from
you in the morning.
311
00:13:32,578 --> 00:13:36,380
The subtlety of a rhinoceros.
312
00:13:38,250 --> 00:13:40,218
Bring her down here now.
313
00:13:41,988 --> 00:13:44,088
And here we go.
314
00:13:50,496 --> 00:13:52,430
Mr. Wolfe?
315
00:13:52,465 --> 00:13:55,032
You look exactly right.
316
00:13:55,067 --> 00:13:57,067
Just as I thought.
317
00:13:57,103 --> 00:13:59,603
I... ( clears throat)
318
00:13:59,639 --> 00:14:01,072
don't shake hands with you
319
00:14:01,107 --> 00:14:03,608
because you might
later think it an imposition.
320
00:14:03,643 --> 00:14:04,608
But we'll see.
321
00:14:04,644 --> 00:14:06,177
Sit down, Miss Eades.
322
00:14:06,213 --> 00:14:08,712
What did you call me?
323
00:14:08,748 --> 00:14:11,082
Your name: Eades.
324
00:14:11,117 --> 00:14:13,351
B-but how...?
325
00:14:13,386 --> 00:14:15,920
Why didn't you tell me?
326
00:14:17,957 --> 00:14:20,169
Not that it makes
much difference.
327
00:14:20,193 --> 00:14:22,505
I suppose I'll have
to pay you more.
328
00:14:22,529 --> 00:14:24,528
But I was willing
to do so anyhow.
329
00:14:24,563 --> 00:14:25,797
I told Mr. Goodwin so.
330
00:14:25,832 --> 00:14:27,264
And he told you
331
00:14:27,300 --> 00:14:29,634
he was taking the money
you gave him tentatively.
332
00:14:29,669 --> 00:14:30,935
Conditional on my approval.
333
00:14:32,272 --> 00:14:34,772
Your presence here
334
00:14:34,807 --> 00:14:38,108
Miss Eades, is preposterous.
335
00:14:38,144 --> 00:14:40,277
This is neither a rooming house
336
00:14:40,313 --> 00:14:42,680
nor an asylum for
hysterical women.
337
00:14:42,716 --> 00:14:43,981
It is my office...
338
00:14:44,017 --> 00:14:45,616
I am not hysterical.
339
00:14:45,651 --> 00:14:47,251
Very well, I withdraw it.
340
00:14:47,286 --> 00:14:50,054
It is not an asylum for
unhysterical women.
341
00:14:50,090 --> 00:14:51,889
It is my office and my home.
342
00:14:51,925 --> 00:14:55,793
For you to come here and ask
to be allowed to stay a week...
343
00:14:55,829 --> 00:14:59,163
Sleeping and eating in the
room directly above mine
344
00:14:59,199 --> 00:15:01,132
without revealing your identity
345
00:15:01,167 --> 00:15:04,735
or any of the circumstances
impelling you, was grotesque.
346
00:15:04,771 --> 00:15:06,604
I'm sorry.
347
00:15:06,639 --> 00:15:07,805
I'm terribly sorry.
348
00:15:07,840 --> 00:15:09,040
I'll leave at once.
349
00:15:09,075 --> 00:15:10,842
If you please, there has been
350
00:15:10,877 --> 00:15:11,909
a development.
351
00:15:11,944 --> 00:15:13,644
We have had a visitor.
352
00:15:13,679 --> 00:15:16,380
He left here only
a few minutes ago.
353
00:15:16,416 --> 00:15:18,716
A man named Perry Helmar.
354
00:15:18,751 --> 00:15:19,784
Perry?
355
00:15:19,819 --> 00:15:22,286
Y-you told him I'm here?
356
00:15:22,321 --> 00:15:24,822
No. He wanted to
hire me to find you.
357
00:15:24,857 --> 00:15:28,459
He told me of the communication
he received recently
358
00:15:28,494 --> 00:15:31,195
from your former
husband now in Venezuela
359
00:15:31,231 --> 00:15:33,431
regarding a document
you once signed
360
00:15:33,466 --> 00:15:35,299
giving him half your property.
361
00:15:35,334 --> 00:15:37,335
You did sign such a document?
362
00:15:37,370 --> 00:15:39,269
Yes.
363
00:15:39,305 --> 00:15:42,173
Wasn't that a
foolish thing to do?
364
00:15:42,208 --> 00:15:45,109
Yes, but I was a fool then
365
00:15:45,144 --> 00:15:48,179
so naturally I was foolish.
366
00:15:48,214 --> 00:15:50,915
Mr. Helmar offered to pay
me $10,000 and expenses
367
00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:52,984
if I were to produce
you in New York
368
00:15:53,019 --> 00:15:55,553
alive and well by the
morning of October 26.
369
00:15:55,588 --> 00:15:57,121
Produce me?
370
00:15:57,156 --> 00:15:58,455
That was his phrase.
371
00:15:58,491 --> 00:16:01,692
The moment Mr. Goodwin
recognized the photographs
372
00:16:01,727 --> 00:16:02,727
and informed me
373
00:16:02,762 --> 00:16:04,996
I was, of course,
in an anomalous
374
00:16:05,031 --> 00:16:06,597
position.
375
00:16:06,633 --> 00:16:08,332
A man I've never seen before
376
00:16:08,368 --> 00:16:10,301
comes and offers me $10,000
377
00:16:10,337 --> 00:16:12,903
to find and produce
a certain object
378
00:16:12,939 --> 00:16:14,605
by a certain date.
379
00:16:14,640 --> 00:16:15,974
And, by chance...
380
00:16:16,009 --> 00:16:21,512
By chance alone, that object
is locked in a room in my house.
381
00:16:21,548 --> 00:16:23,247
Is there any reason
382
00:16:23,283 --> 00:16:27,851
I should not disclose it
to him and collect my fee?
383
00:16:27,887 --> 00:16:30,221
I see.
384
00:16:30,256 --> 00:16:31,522
So, that's how it is.
385
00:16:31,557 --> 00:16:33,924
He was lucky he
brought the photographs
386
00:16:33,960 --> 00:16:36,394
for Mr. Goodwin to
recognize, wasn't it?
387
00:16:36,429 --> 00:16:39,430
I suppose I should
congratulate you, Mr. Goodwin.
388
00:16:39,465 --> 00:16:41,599
There was no legal or
professional obstacle
389
00:16:41,634 --> 00:16:43,367
to prevent my
disclosing you to him
390
00:16:43,403 --> 00:16:45,770
and demanding payment.
391
00:16:45,805 --> 00:16:50,274
But, confound it,
there is my self-esteem.
392
00:16:50,309 --> 00:16:54,178
Also, there is Mr. Goodwin.
393
00:16:54,213 --> 00:16:56,280
I have rebuked
him for installing you
394
00:16:56,316 --> 00:16:58,049
and told him to get rid of you.
395
00:16:58,084 --> 00:16:59,594
And if I now collect
ransom for you
396
00:16:59,618 --> 00:17:01,886
he will be impossible to
live with or to work with.
397
00:17:01,921 --> 00:17:03,587
You got that right.
398
00:17:03,623 --> 00:17:05,401
But if my self-esteem
399
00:17:05,425 --> 00:17:08,792
will not let me profit
by your presence here
400
00:17:08,828 --> 00:17:13,564
neither will my self-interest
permit me to suffer loss by it.
401
00:17:13,600 --> 00:17:17,235
So I have two alternative
suggestions to offer.
402
00:17:17,270 --> 00:17:20,638
The first is simple.
403
00:17:20,673 --> 00:17:22,974
You told Mr. Goodwin, in effect
404
00:17:23,009 --> 00:17:24,308
there was no limit
405
00:17:24,343 --> 00:17:27,344
to the amount you
would pay to stay here.
406
00:17:27,379 --> 00:17:28,780
I now say, $10,000.
407
00:17:28,815 --> 00:17:30,248
This is blackmail.
408
00:17:30,283 --> 00:17:33,484
You're saying if I
don't pay you $10,000
409
00:17:33,519 --> 00:17:38,455
you'll tell Perry Helmar I'm
here and you'll get it from him.
410
00:17:38,491 --> 00:17:40,124
I'm saying no such thing.
411
00:17:40,159 --> 00:17:42,660
I said, I had an
alternate suggestion
412
00:17:42,695 --> 00:17:44,762
if you don't like the first one.
413
00:17:44,797 --> 00:17:48,566
You can be out of here in
five minutes, with your luggage
414
00:17:48,601 --> 00:17:50,835
and there will be
no surveillance.
415
00:17:50,870 --> 00:17:53,604
We will forget you exist
until 10:00 tomorrow morning
416
00:17:53,639 --> 00:17:55,651
at which point I shall
phone Mr. Helmar
417
00:17:55,675 --> 00:17:57,553
take his job on the
terms he proposed
418
00:17:57,577 --> 00:17:58,675
and start after you.
419
00:17:58,711 --> 00:18:00,844
I'm not paying you any $10,000.
420
00:18:00,880 --> 00:18:01,979
It's ridiculous.
421
00:18:02,015 --> 00:18:03,015
As you please.
422
00:18:03,049 --> 00:18:04,381
You have no time to lose
423
00:18:04,417 --> 00:18:06,483
if you expect to
make it a job for me.
424
00:18:06,519 --> 00:18:09,153
Archie, will you bring her
luggage down, please?
425
00:18:09,189 --> 00:18:11,789
I can manage. Thanks.
426
00:18:21,300 --> 00:18:22,333
Uh, good morning.
427
00:18:25,137 --> 00:18:26,182
Uh, Fritz said
428
00:18:26,206 --> 00:18:27,304
you wanted to see me.
429
00:18:27,340 --> 00:18:28,372
Yes. Good morning.
430
00:18:28,407 --> 00:18:29,740
What time is it?
431
00:18:29,776 --> 00:18:32,209
8:32.
432
00:18:32,244 --> 00:18:36,747
Oh, please get Mr. Helmar
at his office 10:00 sharp
433
00:18:36,782 --> 00:18:39,050
and put him through
to me upstairs.
434
00:18:39,085 --> 00:18:40,651
Meanwhile, it won't hurt
435
00:18:40,686 --> 00:18:42,898
to ring Miss Eades'
apartment to see if she's there...
436
00:18:42,922 --> 00:18:44,355
if you haven't done so already.
437
00:18:44,390 --> 00:18:45,856
Uh, no, sir.
438
00:18:45,891 --> 00:18:47,424
Then try it.
439
00:18:47,460 --> 00:18:51,462
If she's not at home, we must
be prepared to waste no time.
440
00:18:51,497 --> 00:18:52,796
Get Fred, Saul, Ory.
441
00:18:52,831 --> 00:18:54,676
Have them be here by 11:00.
442
00:18:54,700 --> 00:18:56,967
No, sir. I don't refuse to play
443
00:18:57,003 --> 00:18:58,880
but I will not be a
part of any fudging.
444
00:18:58,904 --> 00:19:00,871
Now, you said we would
forget about her existence
445
00:19:00,907 --> 00:19:01,938
until 10:00 this morning.
446
00:19:01,974 --> 00:19:03,341
I have done so.
447
00:19:03,376 --> 00:19:05,521
But I don't know who or
what you're talking about.
448
00:19:05,545 --> 00:19:07,322
Now, should I come
back upstairs at 10:00
449
00:19:07,346 --> 00:19:09,324
and see if you have
any further instructions?
450
00:19:09,348 --> 00:19:12,149
No.
451
00:19:12,185 --> 00:19:14,151
Very well.
452
00:19:14,187 --> 00:19:15,187
I mean, yes!
453
00:19:21,894 --> 00:19:23,461
Inspector.
454
00:19:23,496 --> 00:19:24,762
Goodwin.
455
00:19:24,797 --> 00:19:26,942
Mr. Wolfe won't be
available for two hours
456
00:19:26,966 --> 00:19:29,366
but you know that
as well as anybody.
457
00:19:31,371 --> 00:19:32,481
Will I do?
458
00:19:32,505 --> 00:19:34,471
Yeah, you will...
459
00:19:34,507 --> 00:19:35,873
for a start.
460
00:19:35,908 --> 00:19:37,608
What?
461
00:19:37,643 --> 00:19:40,144
Last night a woman was murdered
462
00:19:40,179 --> 00:19:44,148
and your fingerprints
were found on her luggage.
463
00:19:44,184 --> 00:19:46,083
How did they get there?
464
00:19:46,119 --> 00:19:48,919
That's no way
to do it, Inspector.
465
00:19:48,955 --> 00:19:51,956
My fingerprints could be
found on women's luggage
466
00:19:51,991 --> 00:19:53,557
from Maine to California.
467
00:19:53,593 --> 00:19:55,159
You want to give me a name
468
00:19:55,194 --> 00:19:57,195
address, description of luggage?
469
00:19:57,230 --> 00:19:58,829
Priscilla Eades.
470
00:19:58,865 --> 00:20:01,565
Oh...
471
00:20:03,869 --> 00:20:05,268
I see.
472
00:20:05,304 --> 00:20:08,139
618 East 74th Street.
473
00:20:08,174 --> 00:20:09,874
( rings buzzer)
474
00:20:09,909 --> 00:20:12,209
A suitcase and a hat box.
475
00:20:12,245 --> 00:20:13,711
Both crocodile.
476
00:20:13,746 --> 00:20:15,513
She was, uh, murdered?
477
00:20:15,548 --> 00:20:16,513
Yes.
478
00:20:16,548 --> 00:20:19,250
And your prints were fresh.
479
00:20:19,285 --> 00:20:20,584
How come?
480
00:20:23,189 --> 00:20:25,756
Well?
481
00:20:25,791 --> 00:20:27,457
Uh, yes, Mr. Wolfe.
482
00:20:27,493 --> 00:20:29,604
Inspector Cramer here
was just informing me
483
00:20:29,628 --> 00:20:31,896
that a woman named
Priscilla Eades was murdered
484
00:20:31,931 --> 00:20:34,498
and that my fingerprints
are all over her luggage.
485
00:20:34,533 --> 00:20:37,167
He wants to know why and
whether or not I knew her.
486
00:20:37,203 --> 00:20:39,603
Did I know her?
487
00:20:43,075 --> 00:20:46,577
GOODWIN: Cramer expressed
appreciation for the information I provided
488
00:20:46,612 --> 00:20:48,323
taking dozens of pages of notes.
489
00:20:48,347 --> 00:20:50,814
After a while, he even
started calling me Archie
490
00:20:50,850 --> 00:20:53,283
which had happened
before, but not often.
491
00:20:53,318 --> 00:20:55,085
I guess it's all on the level.
492
00:20:55,120 --> 00:20:57,955
You too busy to
answer a question
493
00:20:57,990 --> 00:21:00,757
from a citizen in good standing?
494
00:21:00,792 --> 00:21:03,861
Well, I have to be at
the D.A.'s office at 10:30.
495
00:21:03,896 --> 00:21:06,174
Why did you want
to make it so tight
496
00:21:06,198 --> 00:21:08,310
about the time Helmar left here?
497
00:21:08,334 --> 00:21:11,769
It was about an hour later
498
00:21:11,804 --> 00:21:14,605
that Miss Eades left.
499
00:21:14,640 --> 00:21:18,075
Well, around 1:00
a Margaret Fomos
500
00:21:18,110 --> 00:21:22,847
was found in a vestibule
on East 29th Street.
501
00:21:22,882 --> 00:21:26,850
Strangled with a
cord... Not very thick.
502
00:21:26,885 --> 00:21:28,085
Her purse stolen.
503
00:21:28,120 --> 00:21:30,487
Back when she
was still breathing
504
00:21:30,522 --> 00:21:32,889
she was a maid
for Priscilla Eades.
505
00:21:32,925 --> 00:21:36,093
Around 4:00 they found the bag
506
00:21:36,128 --> 00:21:38,528
in a nearby trash can.
507
00:21:38,564 --> 00:21:40,664
And one of the
investigating officers
508
00:21:40,699 --> 00:21:43,034
who was working
with Lieutenant Rowcliff
509
00:21:43,069 --> 00:21:46,270
started to wonder why she
was strangled over a bag.
510
00:21:46,305 --> 00:21:49,740
Going over the contents of
Fomos's bag with her husband
511
00:21:49,775 --> 00:21:51,508
one missing item stuck out...
512
00:21:51,543 --> 00:21:53,844
The keys to Priscilla
Eades' apartment
513
00:21:53,880 --> 00:21:55,145
where she worked.
514
00:21:55,181 --> 00:21:57,259
Hmm, that officer's going
to have your job some day
515
00:21:57,283 --> 00:21:58,283
you know that.
516
00:21:58,317 --> 00:21:59,850
Well, he's welcome to it now.
517
00:21:59,886 --> 00:22:02,819
Priscilla Eades was found
on the floor of her apartment.
518
00:22:02,855 --> 00:22:05,456
She'd been hit in the
head with a fireplace poker
519
00:22:05,491 --> 00:22:09,260
and strangled with a
cord... Not very thick.
520
00:22:09,295 --> 00:22:13,430
The killer was waiting for
her when she got home.
521
00:22:13,465 --> 00:22:15,499
Well...
522
00:22:15,534 --> 00:22:18,235
thank you for
answering the question.
523
00:22:18,271 --> 00:22:20,204
Well, it's the least I could do
524
00:22:20,239 --> 00:22:23,374
considering how cooperative
you've been, Archie.
525
00:22:25,678 --> 00:22:28,278
I believe you, for a change.
526
00:22:30,683 --> 00:22:36,119
Especially since Wolfe
doesn't have a client.
527
00:22:36,155 --> 00:22:38,355
And none in sight.
528
00:22:38,390 --> 00:22:41,558
He'll be in a hell of a humor.
529
00:22:41,594 --> 00:22:44,094
And I don't envy you.
530
00:22:57,709 --> 00:23:00,844
I suppose Mr. Helmar
will soon know
531
00:23:00,880 --> 00:23:04,682
if he doesn't already,
of our stratagem.
532
00:23:04,717 --> 00:23:08,385
And I doubt it's worth the
trouble to communicate with him.
533
00:23:08,421 --> 00:23:10,588
He wanted his ward alive, and...
534
00:23:10,623 --> 00:23:12,723
well, that's out
of the question.
535
00:23:12,759 --> 00:23:14,824
But he's the only
contact we have
536
00:23:14,860 --> 00:23:18,528
and no matter how sore he
is, we should start with him.
537
00:23:18,564 --> 00:23:21,665
Start? Start what? With whom?
538
00:23:21,701 --> 00:23:23,100
We have no client.
539
00:23:23,135 --> 00:23:25,102
She was here.
She wanted to stay.
540
00:23:25,137 --> 00:23:27,904
We kicked her
out. She got killed.
541
00:23:27,940 --> 00:23:31,808
I should think that would have
some bearing on your self-esteem
542
00:23:31,844 --> 00:23:33,810
as you were
discussing last night.
543
00:23:33,846 --> 00:23:35,278
Nonsense.
544
00:23:35,314 --> 00:23:38,182
Okay, I guess I
knew how it would be.
545
00:23:38,217 --> 00:23:41,552
I realize I have, uh,
my personal problem.
546
00:23:41,587 --> 00:23:43,921
I put her back
out on the street.
547
00:23:43,956 --> 00:23:45,868
I put her in the taxi
that sent her home
548
00:23:45,892 --> 00:23:47,157
and now... she got it.
549
00:23:47,193 --> 00:23:48,492
I-I-I will not
550
00:23:48,527 --> 00:23:51,128
undertake a major
and expensive operation
551
00:23:51,163 --> 00:23:52,896
with no chance of income
552
00:23:52,932 --> 00:23:56,333
merely because you have
been piqued by circumstance.
553
00:23:56,368 --> 00:23:58,736
I will do my best to
make people know
554
00:23:58,771 --> 00:24:00,871
that I'm not working for you.
555
00:24:00,907 --> 00:24:03,173
Some won't buy
it; can't help that.
556
00:24:03,208 --> 00:24:06,810
If you decide you'd rather
have me quit, well, okay.
557
00:24:06,845 --> 00:24:09,413
But I don't have
time to discuss it
558
00:24:09,448 --> 00:24:12,482
if I'm going to catch
this guy before lunch.
559
00:24:12,517 --> 00:24:14,295
I had a pretty good
idea where to start.
560
00:24:14,319 --> 00:24:16,987
Priscilla Eades stood to inherit
90% of Softdown, Incorporated
561
00:24:17,023 --> 00:24:18,633
if she made it to
her 25th birthday.
562
00:24:18,657 --> 00:24:22,025
She missed by six days.
563
00:24:22,060 --> 00:24:25,129
I called my friend Lon
Cohen at the Gazette
564
00:24:25,164 --> 00:24:27,764
and learned that now her
90% was going to be divided
565
00:24:27,800 --> 00:24:29,900
between a handful
of Softdown officers.
566
00:24:30,936 --> 00:24:33,170
Goodwin, Detective.
567
00:24:33,205 --> 00:24:35,806
I'm here investigating the
murder of Priscilla Eades.
568
00:24:35,841 --> 00:24:37,519
I want to ask you
a few questions.
569
00:24:37,543 --> 00:24:40,054
We'll start with you at
the end of the table there.
570
00:24:40,078 --> 00:24:41,612
What's your full name?
571
00:24:41,647 --> 00:24:43,347
I'm Jay Luther Brooker.
572
00:24:43,382 --> 00:24:46,650
Now, what does
that "J" stand for?
573
00:24:46,685 --> 00:24:48,952
That's J-A-Y,
Jay. I'm president.
574
00:24:48,988 --> 00:24:51,366
When did you first learn
of Miss Eades' death?
575
00:24:51,390 --> 00:24:52,790
This morning on the radio.
576
00:24:52,825 --> 00:24:55,993
Uh-huh. Can you
explain your whereabouts?
577
00:24:56,028 --> 00:24:57,728
Yes.
578
00:24:57,763 --> 00:24:59,964
I was in bed.
579
00:24:59,999 --> 00:25:02,966
I have a suite at the
Prince Henry Hotel.
580
00:25:03,002 --> 00:25:05,514
ARCHIE: Well, you
understand the situation
581
00:25:05,538 --> 00:25:06,803
Mr. Brooker.
582
00:25:06,839 --> 00:25:09,106
You see, a lot of
people stand to profit
583
00:25:09,141 --> 00:25:11,074
from Miss Eades' death, right?
584
00:25:11,110 --> 00:25:13,710
How much are you going
to inherit from the company?
585
00:25:13,745 --> 00:25:15,211
Well, under the terms
586
00:25:15,247 --> 00:25:19,249
of the will of the late
Nathan Eades... the, uh, son
587
00:25:19,284 --> 00:25:21,084
of the founder
of the business...
588
00:25:21,119 --> 00:25:26,823
19,362 shares of the
common stock come to me.
589
00:25:26,859 --> 00:25:29,927
The same amount goes
to four other people...
590
00:25:29,962 --> 00:25:31,261
Miss Duday
591
00:25:31,297 --> 00:25:33,263
Mr. Quest, Mr. Pitkin
592
00:25:33,299 --> 00:25:35,866
and, uh, Mr. Helmar.
593
00:25:35,902 --> 00:25:37,546
Uh, smaller
amounts go to others.
594
00:25:37,570 --> 00:25:39,614
Right, right, well,
I'll get those names
595
00:25:39,638 --> 00:25:41,516
but I want to...
start here first.
596
00:25:41,540 --> 00:25:43,040
What's your name? Bow tie?
597
00:25:43,075 --> 00:25:48,145
Well, sir... I am Bernard Quest.
598
00:25:48,180 --> 00:25:51,047
I've been with this
business 62 years
599
00:25:51,083 --> 00:25:54,051
and Vice President for 29.
600
00:25:54,086 --> 00:25:55,285
Oh. You?
601
00:25:55,320 --> 00:25:56,653
WOMAN: Viola Duday.
602
00:25:56,688 --> 00:25:58,022
I was Mr. Eades' secretary.
603
00:25:58,057 --> 00:26:00,791
During his last illness,
the last 14 months of his life
604
00:26:00,826 --> 00:26:02,392
I ran the business.
605
00:26:02,428 --> 00:26:05,807
My present title is Assistant
Secretary of the Corporation.
606
00:26:05,831 --> 00:26:07,964
Mm-hmm. And you?
607
00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:14,538
Oliver Pitkin, Secretary and
Treasurer of the corporation.
608
00:26:14,574 --> 00:26:16,573
WOMAN: Um, Daphne O'Neil.
609
00:26:16,609 --> 00:26:17,686
But I don't think I belong
610
00:26:17,710 --> 00:26:19,454
in your little black
book, Mr. Detective.
611
00:26:19,478 --> 00:26:22,146
You see, I wasn't
in Mr. Eades' will.
612
00:26:22,181 --> 00:26:24,492
I was just a good
little girl when he died.
613
00:26:24,516 --> 00:26:26,750
Um, I've only worked at Softdown
614
00:26:26,785 --> 00:26:28,318
for four years now.
615
00:26:28,353 --> 00:26:30,520
Now I'm the Softdown stylist.
616
00:26:30,556 --> 00:26:32,990
DUDAY: Perhaps you should know
617
00:26:33,025 --> 00:26:35,458
that if Miss Eades had
lived until next Monday
618
00:26:35,494 --> 00:26:37,961
Miss O'Neil would be
looking for another job.
619
00:26:37,997 --> 00:26:40,509
Miss Eades did not
appreciate Miss...
620
00:26:40,533 --> 00:26:42,132
Is-is this necessary, Vi?
621
00:26:42,167 --> 00:26:43,333
I think so.
622
00:26:43,368 --> 00:26:45,936
No one's going to be
able to hide anything
623
00:26:45,971 --> 00:26:47,938
so why not shorten the agony?
624
00:26:47,974 --> 00:26:49,506
They'll dig up everything.
625
00:26:49,541 --> 00:26:51,875
That for ten years
before Nate Eades died
626
00:26:51,910 --> 00:26:53,544
you tried to get him to give you
627
00:26:53,579 --> 00:26:55,679
a third of the
business... and failed.
628
00:26:55,715 --> 00:26:57,881
That Ollie here
629
00:26:57,916 --> 00:27:00,195
beneath his mask
of modest efficiency
630
00:27:00,219 --> 00:27:01,918
is fiercely antifeminist
631
00:27:01,954 --> 00:27:04,388
and hates to see a
woman run anything!
632
00:27:04,423 --> 00:27:05,889
My dear Viola...
633
00:27:05,924 --> 00:27:07,557
That my appetite
634
00:27:07,593 --> 00:27:09,470
and ambition for
power are so strong
635
00:27:09,494 --> 00:27:11,339
that you three men
and Perry Helmar
636
00:27:11,363 --> 00:27:13,463
much as you fear
and distrust each other
637
00:27:13,499 --> 00:27:14,965
fear and distrust me more!
638
00:27:15,000 --> 00:27:17,045
And you knew that when
Priscilla was in control
639
00:27:17,069 --> 00:27:18,479
I would have had top authority!
640
00:27:18,503 --> 00:27:21,372
They'll learn that
this... Daphne O'Neil...
641
00:27:21,407 --> 00:27:24,074
My God, what a name
for her... Daphne...
642
00:27:24,109 --> 00:27:26,042
It means "laurel tree."
643
00:27:28,714 --> 00:27:32,249
That she was playing Perry
Helmar and Jay Brooker
644
00:27:32,284 --> 00:27:33,817
against each other
645
00:27:33,852 --> 00:27:36,320
and with October 26 approaching,
she was getting desperate
646
00:27:36,355 --> 00:27:37,521
and so were they.
647
00:27:37,556 --> 00:27:38,655
That Jay...
648
00:27:38,690 --> 00:27:39,690
Aah!
649
00:27:40,625 --> 00:27:41,591
( laughing)
650
00:27:41,627 --> 00:27:44,093
You... you asked for it, Vi
651
00:27:44,129 --> 00:27:47,698
and if you're counting on
Ollie and me being with you
652
00:27:47,733 --> 00:27:51,034
as I think you are, you're
making a big mistake.
653
00:27:51,070 --> 00:27:52,847
ARCHIE: Miss Duday
is absolutely right...
654
00:27:52,871 --> 00:27:54,983
It's all going to come out...
The good and the bad...
655
00:27:55,007 --> 00:27:56,273
And the quicker, the better.
656
00:27:56,308 --> 00:27:59,175
It wouldn't be a bad
thing, Mr. Brooker
657
00:27:59,211 --> 00:28:01,022
if you followed Miss
Duday's example.
658
00:28:01,046 --> 00:28:03,747
Why don't you tell me what
this conference was about today.
659
00:28:03,782 --> 00:28:07,451
Uh, we were saying that we
would have to accept the fact
660
00:28:07,486 --> 00:28:09,853
that the nature of
Miss Eades' murder
661
00:28:09,889 --> 00:28:13,923
created a very unpleasant
situation for all of us.
662
00:28:13,959 --> 00:28:16,626
We agreed that
it was unthinkable
663
00:28:16,662 --> 00:28:18,261
that any of us could possibly
664
00:28:18,297 --> 00:28:20,241
have been involved
in her murder...
665
00:28:20,265 --> 00:28:22,110
Yeah, it's not like any of you
666
00:28:22,134 --> 00:28:23,967
had any motives.
667
00:28:24,002 --> 00:28:26,903
BROOKER: We discussed
the letter that recently arrived
668
00:28:26,938 --> 00:28:29,139
from Eric Hagh, Miss
Eades' former husband.
669
00:28:29,174 --> 00:28:30,540
Do you know about that?
670
00:28:30,575 --> 00:28:31,875
Yes.
671
00:28:31,910 --> 00:28:34,410
The letter was
sent from Venezuela
672
00:28:34,446 --> 00:28:37,381
but he could easily have come
to New York by ship or plane
673
00:28:37,416 --> 00:28:39,750
or... heck, he didn't
even need to come...
674
00:28:39,785 --> 00:28:41,951
He could have hired
someone to kill her.
675
00:28:41,987 --> 00:28:43,619
Why?
676
00:28:44,657 --> 00:28:48,125
We don't know why.
677
00:28:48,160 --> 00:28:50,026
We were only trying to find
678
00:28:50,062 --> 00:28:52,796
some plausible
explanation for her murder.
679
00:28:52,832 --> 00:28:55,365
But how do you figure
Eric Hagh was the killer?
680
00:28:55,400 --> 00:28:58,935
I mean, if he had his document,
all he had to do was wait a week
681
00:28:58,971 --> 00:29:02,005
for Priscilla Eades to
suddenly get a lot more property
682
00:29:02,040 --> 00:29:04,407
which he could come
and claim half of.
683
00:29:04,442 --> 00:29:05,809
DUDAY: One possibility
684
00:29:05,845 --> 00:29:08,712
would be that she had denied
she had signed the document
685
00:29:08,747 --> 00:29:10,659
or that he thought
she was going to
686
00:29:10,683 --> 00:29:12,983
and he was afraid he
would get nothing at all.
687
00:29:13,018 --> 00:29:17,487
No. No, no, 'cause she already
stated that she had signed it.
688
00:29:17,522 --> 00:29:18,922
Had she? To whom?
689
00:29:20,492 --> 00:29:25,095
Uh... look, I'm asking
the questions here, okay?
690
00:29:25,130 --> 00:29:26,540
Now... ( door opens)
691
00:29:26,564 --> 00:29:30,967
Ho, well, for God's sake.
692
00:29:31,003 --> 00:29:32,469
You're under arrest.
693
00:29:32,504 --> 00:29:34,304
Oh, yeah? You
got that in writing?
694
00:29:34,339 --> 00:29:35,839
I don't need writing.
695
00:29:35,874 --> 00:29:37,007
I'm taking you.
696
00:29:37,042 --> 00:29:38,820
I'm Lieutenant Rowcliff,
Manhattan Homicide.
697
00:29:38,844 --> 00:29:40,889
Outside, this man said he
was a policeman, did he?
698
00:29:40,913 --> 00:29:42,379
Isn't he?
699
00:29:42,414 --> 00:29:43,847
No. Did he say he
was a policeman?
700
00:29:43,882 --> 00:29:45,982
We're a pack of
fools! He's a reporter!
701
00:29:46,018 --> 00:29:49,552
Eh, he's no reporter.
702
00:29:49,588 --> 00:29:51,021
( chuckling)
703
00:29:51,056 --> 00:29:54,591
His name is Archie Goodwin...
704
00:29:54,626 --> 00:29:58,628
and he's the confidential
as-s-sistant of Nero Wolfe...
705
00:29:58,663 --> 00:29:59,962
( blows raspberry)
706
00:29:59,998 --> 00:30:01,431
private detective.
707
00:30:01,466 --> 00:30:03,900
( chuckling): Oh-ho-ho-ho,
I'm taking you.
708
00:30:03,935 --> 00:30:06,236
In the act of
impersonating an officer.
709
00:30:06,271 --> 00:30:08,372
Handcuff him and
search him, Doyle.
710
00:30:08,407 --> 00:30:10,251
ARCHIE: Look, look, downstairs
711
00:30:10,275 --> 00:30:12,576
and up here, I
identified myself by name
712
00:30:12,611 --> 00:30:14,610
and I said the word "detective."
713
00:30:14,646 --> 00:30:16,146
I showed my license
714
00:30:16,182 --> 00:30:17,959
which no one
bothered to examine.
715
00:30:17,983 --> 00:30:19,661
I never said I was a policeman.
716
00:30:19,685 --> 00:30:21,897
I asked some questions,
which these people answered.
717
00:30:21,921 --> 00:30:23,565
Now, you can apologize
now and get out.
718
00:30:23,589 --> 00:30:25,755
You asked questions about what?
719
00:30:25,790 --> 00:30:28,069
About the death
of Priscilla Eades.
720
00:30:28,093 --> 00:30:31,094
Oh. You lied to Cramer
when you told him
721
00:30:31,130 --> 00:30:33,496
that Wolfe had no c... client.
722
00:30:33,532 --> 00:30:36,166
No, I never lied about whether
or not he had a c-client or not.
723
00:30:36,201 --> 00:30:37,779
He didn't have one then;
724
00:30:37,803 --> 00:30:39,102
he doesn't have one now.
725
00:30:39,137 --> 00:30:40,703
Then what are you doing here?
726
00:30:40,738 --> 00:30:43,373
I'm here for personal
reasons. Strictly on my own.
727
00:30:43,408 --> 00:30:45,542
Mr. Wolfe has
nothing to do with this.
728
00:30:45,577 --> 00:30:49,412
So, Wolfe has a c... client
729
00:30:49,448 --> 00:30:52,549
and a client... that he
doesn't care to acknowledge.
730
00:30:52,584 --> 00:30:54,495
And you have the
gall to come here
731
00:30:54,519 --> 00:30:57,954
and try to cover for him by
telling another outrageous lie?
732
00:30:57,989 --> 00:30:59,800
You know, I've
taken great pleasure
733
00:30:59,824 --> 00:31:01,357
in lying to you in the past
734
00:31:01,393 --> 00:31:03,371
and surely I will
lie to you again...
735
00:31:03,395 --> 00:31:05,139
Mr. Wolfe... That's enough.
736
00:31:05,163 --> 00:31:06,696
That's more than enough.
737
00:31:06,731 --> 00:31:08,064
Giving false information;
738
00:31:08,100 --> 00:31:10,133
withholding evidence;
material witness;
739
00:31:10,169 --> 00:31:13,136
obstructing justice...
740
00:31:13,171 --> 00:31:16,139
and impersonating an officer.
741
00:31:16,174 --> 00:31:18,107
T... T...
742
00:31:18,143 --> 00:31:19,976
Take him, Doyle!
743
00:31:20,011 --> 00:31:21,711
Hey, be careful... I'm ticklish.
744
00:31:21,746 --> 00:31:23,758
There's one other
thing I wanted to know.
745
00:31:23,782 --> 00:31:26,149
When you saw Priscilla Eades...
746
00:31:30,322 --> 00:31:33,790
GOODWIN: I spent four hours
being asked the same question
747
00:31:33,826 --> 00:31:35,725
by every member of the NYPD
748
00:31:35,761 --> 00:31:37,672
and when they'd run
out of interrogators
749
00:31:37,696 --> 00:31:39,607
they handed me over
to the D.A.'s office
750
00:31:39,631 --> 00:31:41,476
and then stuck me
in the hall to wait.
751
00:31:41,500 --> 00:31:44,500
I figured they at least
owed me a few phone calls
752
00:31:44,536 --> 00:31:47,804
preferably in a quiet office
with a door that closed.
753
00:31:47,839 --> 00:31:50,351
WOLFE: based on
the idiotic assumption
754
00:31:50,375 --> 00:31:51,774
that Mr. Goodwin and I
755
00:31:51,810 --> 00:31:54,544
are old acquaintances.
756
00:31:54,580 --> 00:31:56,480
So what happens today?
757
00:31:56,515 --> 00:31:58,926
Mr. Rowcliff took advantage
758
00:31:58,950 --> 00:32:00,651
of the absence of Mr. Goodwin
759
00:32:00,686 --> 00:32:02,986
whom he fears
760
00:32:03,021 --> 00:32:04,654
and petulantly envies
761
00:32:04,689 --> 00:32:06,656
and entered my house by force.
762
00:32:06,691 --> 00:32:08,124
That's a lie. I rang.
763
00:32:08,159 --> 00:32:09,159
Shut up!
764
00:32:12,230 --> 00:32:13,996
He was ass enough to think
765
00:32:14,032 --> 00:32:15,999
that I would speak with him.
766
00:32:16,034 --> 00:32:18,034
Naturally, I ordered him out
767
00:32:18,070 --> 00:32:21,437
and when I persisted
in my refusal
768
00:32:21,473 --> 00:32:25,675
I turned to leave and
he put a hand on me.
769
00:32:25,710 --> 00:32:30,680
He then took me into
custody, under warrant
770
00:32:30,715 --> 00:32:33,450
conducted me out of my home
771
00:32:33,485 --> 00:32:37,053
and in a rickety old police car
772
00:32:37,089 --> 00:32:40,356
with a headstrong
and paroxysmal driver
773
00:32:40,392 --> 00:32:45,661
brought me to this building.
774
00:32:45,697 --> 00:32:49,966
I had assumed,
charitably, that it was
775
00:32:50,001 --> 00:32:51,801
some major misapprehension
776
00:32:51,837 --> 00:32:56,839
that had driven Mr. Rowcliff
to this frenzied zeal
777
00:32:56,875 --> 00:32:59,810
but I learn from you, Mr. Bowen
778
00:32:59,845 --> 00:33:04,013
that it was merely a
fit of nincompoopery.
779
00:33:04,049 --> 00:33:07,917
That you-you think
that I have a client.
780
00:33:07,953 --> 00:33:11,821
That I know something that
you don't know and would like to
781
00:33:11,857 --> 00:33:13,501
and that you can
bully it out of me.
782
00:33:13,525 --> 00:33:15,525
Well, you can't!
783
00:33:15,560 --> 00:33:17,861
I haven't got it!
784
00:33:17,896 --> 00:33:20,897
But you are correct
785
00:33:20,932 --> 00:33:23,399
in assuming that I
have a client... I do.
786
00:33:23,435 --> 00:33:24,734
I knew it.
787
00:33:24,769 --> 00:33:26,869
As you may know
788
00:33:26,905 --> 00:33:29,606
Mr. Goodwin is not indifferent
789
00:33:29,641 --> 00:33:32,676
to those attributes
of young women
790
00:33:32,711 --> 00:33:37,047
which constitute the
chief reliance of our race
791
00:33:37,082 --> 00:33:40,917
in our gallant struggle against
792
00:33:40,952 --> 00:33:42,885
the menace of the insects.
793
00:33:42,920 --> 00:33:47,023
He is also especially
vulnerable to young women
794
00:33:47,058 --> 00:33:48,091
who have a knack
795
00:33:48,126 --> 00:33:51,160
for stimulating
his love of chivalry
796
00:33:51,196 --> 00:33:52,396
and adventure.
797
00:33:52,430 --> 00:33:55,232
Priscilla Eades
was such a woman.
798
00:33:55,267 --> 00:33:58,635
Within hours of her eviction
799
00:33:58,670 --> 00:34:01,570
by him, at my behest
800
00:34:01,606 --> 00:34:05,041
she was brutally murdered.
801
00:34:05,077 --> 00:34:08,178
He then bounded out of my
house like a man obsessed
802
00:34:08,213 --> 00:34:10,913
after telling me he was
going, single-handed
803
00:34:10,949 --> 00:34:12,882
after the murderer.
804
00:34:15,387 --> 00:34:19,055
It was... pathetic
805
00:34:19,091 --> 00:34:20,990
but also
806
00:34:21,026 --> 00:34:23,760
thoroughly admirable.
807
00:34:23,796 --> 00:34:28,965
And your callous and
churlish treatment of him
808
00:34:29,001 --> 00:34:32,502
leaves me with no alternative.
809
00:34:32,538 --> 00:34:33,970
I am at his service.
810
00:34:34,005 --> 00:34:37,674
You mean Archie
Goodwin is your client?
811
00:34:37,709 --> 00:34:39,742
All that rigmarole
812
00:34:39,778 --> 00:34:41,244
was leading up to that?
813
00:34:42,414 --> 00:34:44,247
I'm hungry.
814
00:34:44,282 --> 00:34:45,949
I had a soda fountain lunch.
815
00:34:45,984 --> 00:34:48,585
I could eat a porcupine
with quills on it.
816
00:34:48,620 --> 00:34:50,186
Let's go home.
817
00:34:58,530 --> 00:35:03,232
A paradise for puerility.
818
00:35:08,073 --> 00:35:10,140
I'm a client, now, Fritz.
819
00:35:10,175 --> 00:35:11,374
And he's a buffoon.
820
00:35:11,409 --> 00:35:13,388
No, sir, I sit here not as a gag
821
00:35:13,412 --> 00:35:15,289
but to avoid misunderstanding.
822
00:35:15,313 --> 00:35:17,791
As a client, the closer
to you, the better.
823
00:35:17,815 --> 00:35:19,115
As an employee
824
00:35:19,151 --> 00:35:21,751
nothing doing until my
personal problem is resolved.
825
00:35:21,786 --> 00:35:23,019
Now, you tell me how much
826
00:35:23,055 --> 00:35:25,099
you want for a retainer
and I'll write a check.
827
00:35:25,123 --> 00:35:27,368
Otherwise I will bound out of
this house like a man obsessed.
828
00:35:27,392 --> 00:35:28,358
Confound it!
829
00:35:28,393 --> 00:35:29,871
I'm helpless. I'm committed.
830
00:35:29,895 --> 00:35:31,038
Yes, sir, you are.
831
00:35:31,062 --> 00:35:32,073
Now, what about a retainer?
832
00:35:32,097 --> 00:35:33,097
No!
833
00:35:34,233 --> 00:35:37,066
You care to hear
how I spent my day?
834
00:35:37,102 --> 00:35:38,501
Care to, no.
835
00:35:38,536 --> 00:35:41,337
But how the devil
can I escape it?
836
00:35:41,373 --> 00:35:42,806
Report, I mean...
837
00:35:42,841 --> 00:35:44,707
Tell me.
838
00:35:44,743 --> 00:35:46,342
Well, we're in a pickle.
839
00:35:46,378 --> 00:35:47,677
You see...
840
00:35:50,248 --> 00:35:52,482
How many of these
five people can you have
841
00:35:52,517 --> 00:35:54,751
in this office by 11:00
tomorrow morning?
842
00:35:54,786 --> 00:35:57,820
As it stands now,
without any bait?
843
00:35:57,856 --> 00:35:59,867
Yes. I wouldn't bet on one.
844
00:35:59,891 --> 00:36:01,090
I'm ready to try.
845
00:36:01,126 --> 00:36:03,493
I might get something from
Lon Cohen to use as bait
846
00:36:03,528 --> 00:36:05,440
if I bought him a
thick enough steak.
847
00:36:05,464 --> 00:36:06,963
Well, do so.
848
00:36:06,998 --> 00:36:09,266
Invite him to dine with us.
849
00:36:10,335 --> 00:36:11,368
Tonight?
850
00:36:11,403 --> 00:36:13,203
Yes.
851
00:36:19,577 --> 00:36:22,412
I'm, uh, in a pickle, Mr. Cohen.
852
00:36:24,549 --> 00:36:28,951
I have committed to
investigate a murder
853
00:36:28,987 --> 00:36:34,290
but I have no entre,
I need a toehold.
854
00:36:34,325 --> 00:36:35,991
Who killed Priscilla Eades?
855
00:36:36,027 --> 00:36:37,760
I intended to ask you.
856
00:36:37,795 --> 00:36:38,995
( chuckling)
857
00:36:39,030 --> 00:36:40,363
I don't know.
858
00:36:40,398 --> 00:36:42,310
You can shed no
light on this subject?
859
00:36:42,334 --> 00:36:43,299
Uh, well
860
00:36:43,334 --> 00:36:46,770
maybe I can, and,
uh, maybe I can't.
861
00:36:49,608 --> 00:36:50,873
Am I in your debt
862
00:36:50,909 --> 00:36:52,942
or are you in my
debt, Mr. Cohen?
863
00:36:52,977 --> 00:36:54,555
All right, that's
the point, isn't it?
864
00:36:54,579 --> 00:36:56,290
Well, I'm happy to
say that we're square.
865
00:36:56,314 --> 00:36:58,225
I'll call it square if
you'll call it square.
866
00:36:58,249 --> 00:36:59,516
You'll call it square?
867
00:36:59,551 --> 00:37:00,616
Yeah.
868
00:37:00,652 --> 00:37:01,884
Means you're in my debt.
869
00:37:01,919 --> 00:37:02,964
What do you know?
870
00:37:02,988 --> 00:37:04,186
Oh, wait a minute.
871
00:37:04,222 --> 00:37:06,489
I'm not in your
debt if it's square.
872
00:37:06,525 --> 00:37:10,093
If it's square, then we're
starting from scratch, okay?
873
00:37:10,128 --> 00:37:11,728
If it's square, I
give you something
874
00:37:11,763 --> 00:37:13,429
I get something
back; that's square.
875
00:37:13,465 --> 00:37:14,497
If it's relevant.
876
00:37:14,533 --> 00:37:16,066
Yeah, and I get an exclusive.
877
00:37:16,101 --> 00:37:18,734
I determine its relevance.
878
00:37:21,373 --> 00:37:24,340
Fine, fine.
879
00:37:24,375 --> 00:37:26,809
Okay, um... Priscilla Eades.
880
00:37:26,845 --> 00:37:30,279
Priscilla Eades
completely and routinely
881
00:37:30,315 --> 00:37:32,248
changed her life
every two years.
882
00:37:32,283 --> 00:37:34,617
She'd go from being
a college student
883
00:37:34,653 --> 00:37:36,753
to being a New
Orleans party girl
884
00:37:36,788 --> 00:37:39,022
to being a South
American housewife
885
00:37:39,057 --> 00:37:41,190
to being a divorced Salvation
Army tambourine shaker
886
00:37:41,226 --> 00:37:43,192
until finally she became
a corporate executive.
887
00:37:43,227 --> 00:37:45,361
How's that for relevance?
888
00:37:45,396 --> 00:37:47,597
What?
889
00:37:50,702 --> 00:37:51,668
Okay.
890
00:37:51,703 --> 00:37:52,735
( clears throat)
891
00:37:52,770 --> 00:37:54,270
How about this, then?
892
00:37:54,305 --> 00:37:55,505
This may help.
893
00:37:55,540 --> 00:37:57,307
Um, an informal poll
894
00:37:57,342 --> 00:38:00,910
of all the reporters
working on this case
895
00:38:00,946 --> 00:38:03,980
favors Oliver
Pitkin as the killer.
896
00:38:04,015 --> 00:38:05,548
And that's just
the male reporters.
897
00:38:05,583 --> 00:38:07,450
The females seem to
like, uh, Viola Duday.
898
00:38:07,485 --> 00:38:10,019
And Franklin, at The Times
899
00:38:10,055 --> 00:38:11,521
he's betting on Sarah Jaffe.
900
00:38:11,556 --> 00:38:14,624
That's just because, you
know, he likes impossible odds.
901
00:38:14,659 --> 00:38:17,527
Sarah Jaffe? Is that a name
that you've come across?
902
00:38:17,562 --> 00:38:19,429
No. No, no reason why you should
903
00:38:19,464 --> 00:38:22,298
unless you like
impossible odds, too.
904
00:38:22,333 --> 00:38:25,201
Sarah Jaffe, actually, was
probably the closest person
905
00:38:25,237 --> 00:38:26,202
to Priscilla Eades.
906
00:38:26,237 --> 00:38:27,837
Was she mentioned in the will?
907
00:38:27,872 --> 00:38:29,171
No, no, no, she already got
908
00:38:29,206 --> 00:38:31,273
ten percent of the
company from her father.
909
00:38:31,309 --> 00:38:32,275
Single?
910
00:38:32,310 --> 00:38:33,643
Widow.
911
00:38:33,678 --> 00:38:36,413
Her husband was
killed in Korea last year.
912
00:38:36,448 --> 00:38:38,781
And sh...
913
00:38:45,957 --> 00:38:47,390
Archie?
914
00:38:48,693 --> 00:38:51,527
Lon was probably
mistaking Wolfe's expression
915
00:38:51,562 --> 00:38:53,529
for indigestion,
but I knew better.
916
00:38:53,564 --> 00:38:55,898
Something Lon said
had got Wolfe thinking
917
00:38:55,934 --> 00:39:00,069
which meant I could
expect a very busy morning.
918
00:39:02,341 --> 00:39:05,274
My conception of a widow
was formed in my early boyhood
919
00:39:05,310 --> 00:39:07,310
from a character
called Widow Rowley.
920
00:39:07,345 --> 00:39:08,711
I have known others since
921
00:39:08,746 --> 00:39:11,714
but the conception had
never been entirely obliterated
922
00:39:11,750 --> 00:39:13,790
so there's always
an element of shock
923
00:39:13,818 --> 00:39:16,419
when I meet a woman who
has been labeled a widow
924
00:39:16,454 --> 00:39:19,388
and I find she has some
teeth can walk without a cane
925
00:39:19,423 --> 00:39:21,891
and doesn't constantly
mutter to herself.
926
00:39:21,926 --> 00:39:23,425
Good morning.
927
00:39:23,461 --> 00:39:24,994
Please, come in.
928
00:39:28,567 --> 00:39:30,699
May I take your hat and coat?
929
00:39:30,735 --> 00:39:31,735
Uh, yes, thanks.
930
00:39:38,109 --> 00:39:40,676
Uh, thank you for seeing
me on such short notice.
931
00:39:40,712 --> 00:39:43,679
Please come in, sit down.
932
00:39:43,714 --> 00:39:45,014
I was in bed when you phoned.
933
00:39:45,050 --> 00:39:47,817
I assume you've had breakfast,
but how about some coffee?
934
00:39:47,852 --> 00:39:48,818
Uh, thank you, yes.
935
00:39:48,854 --> 00:39:49,819
No, not there!
936
00:39:49,854 --> 00:39:52,355
That's my husband's place.
937
00:39:52,390 --> 00:39:53,534
( clearing throat)
938
00:39:53,558 --> 00:39:54,691
You could sit there.
939
00:39:54,726 --> 00:39:55,692
Here?
940
00:39:55,727 --> 00:39:57,894
There.
941
00:39:57,929 --> 00:40:00,496
Olga! Cup of coffee, please.
942
00:40:00,531 --> 00:40:01,898
Coming, ma'am.
943
00:40:04,001 --> 00:40:04,967
Hmm.
944
00:40:05,003 --> 00:40:06,302
It's all right.
945
00:40:06,337 --> 00:40:08,304
I'm a nut, that's all.
946
00:40:10,208 --> 00:40:12,528
You know my husband's dead?
947
00:40:13,711 --> 00:40:15,078
So I understand, yes.
948
00:40:16,615 --> 00:40:17,747
He was in the Reserve.
949
00:40:17,782 --> 00:40:18,782
A major.
950
00:40:18,816 --> 00:40:19,782
Coffee?
951
00:40:19,817 --> 00:40:22,818
When he went away one
day in March a year ago
952
00:40:22,853 --> 00:40:25,321
he left his hat and
coat in the hall.
953
00:40:25,356 --> 00:40:26,901
I didn't put them away.
954
00:40:26,925 --> 00:40:29,659
When I got word
that he had been killed
955
00:40:29,694 --> 00:40:30,960
three months later
956
00:40:30,995 --> 00:40:32,394
they were still there.
957
00:40:32,430 --> 00:40:34,964
That was a year ago,
and there they are.
958
00:40:34,999 --> 00:40:39,768
I'm simply sick to death
of looking at them, but...
959
00:40:39,804 --> 00:40:41,270
there they are.
960
00:40:45,476 --> 00:40:47,009
That's, uh...
961
00:40:47,044 --> 00:40:49,512
that was your husband's
place at breakfast?
962
00:40:49,547 --> 00:40:51,714
Mm. I'm sick of
looking at that, too.
963
00:40:51,750 --> 00:40:54,717
Weren't you surprised
when I told you on the phone
964
00:40:54,752 --> 00:40:56,018
"All right, come up"?
965
00:40:56,053 --> 00:40:57,186
Yeah, a little.
966
00:40:57,222 --> 00:40:58,721
Of course you were.
967
00:40:58,756 --> 00:41:01,068
A while back, I decided
to quit being a nut
968
00:41:01,092 --> 00:41:02,736
and I decided how I would do it.
969
00:41:02,760 --> 00:41:04,672
I would have a
man sit here with me
970
00:41:04,696 --> 00:41:06,206
at breakfast, in Dick's place
971
00:41:06,230 --> 00:41:08,865
and I would have him
take that awful hat and coat
972
00:41:08,900 --> 00:41:10,944
out of that hall, and
did you hear me?
973
00:41:10,968 --> 00:41:13,369
"No, not there... That's
my husband's place."
974
00:41:13,404 --> 00:41:15,571
I simply lost my nerve.
975
00:41:15,607 --> 00:41:18,674
Do you suppose
I really am a nut?
976
00:41:18,709 --> 00:41:20,743
( cup and saucer sliding)
977
00:41:32,023 --> 00:41:32,989
Toast, please.
978
00:41:33,024 --> 00:41:35,124
I'd like some toast.
979
00:41:37,295 --> 00:41:38,261
Oh, excuse me, you know
980
00:41:38,296 --> 00:41:39,473
but if you want this to stick
981
00:41:39,497 --> 00:41:40,707
I should eat something, right?
982
00:41:40,731 --> 00:41:41,697
Yeah.
983
00:41:41,733 --> 00:41:42,698
Right.
984
00:41:42,733 --> 00:41:45,001
No marmalade, jelly?
985
00:41:48,339 --> 00:41:50,840
You know, if you hadn't
been so rude about the bread
986
00:41:50,875 --> 00:41:52,274
I would soon have been crying.
987
00:41:52,310 --> 00:41:53,876
Yeah, I thought so.
988
00:41:57,481 --> 00:42:00,149
Will you take that coat
and hat away with you?
989
00:42:00,185 --> 00:42:01,517
Certainly.
990
00:42:01,552 --> 00:42:03,152
Now, I understand...
991
00:42:03,187 --> 00:42:05,654
that you and Priscilla Eades...
992
00:42:05,690 --> 00:42:07,557
were best friends.
993
00:42:07,592 --> 00:42:09,370
When was the last
time you saw her?
994
00:42:09,394 --> 00:42:11,360
I don't think I want
to talk about it.
995
00:42:11,396 --> 00:42:12,594
Okay.
996
00:42:12,630 --> 00:42:13,908
That's, that's fine.
997
00:42:13,932 --> 00:42:15,131
That's all right.
998
00:42:15,166 --> 00:42:16,276
You owe me three dollars.
999
00:42:16,300 --> 00:42:17,266
What?
1000
00:42:17,302 --> 00:42:18,312
Sure. Taxi fare here
1001
00:42:18,336 --> 00:42:20,347
to take your husband's
place at breakfast.
1002
00:42:20,371 --> 00:42:22,249
That's the only
reason you let me in.
1003
00:42:22,273 --> 00:42:23,238
There'll be a little more
1004
00:42:23,274 --> 00:42:24,819
'cause I have to stop
at the Salvation Army
1005
00:42:24,843 --> 00:42:25,953
to get rid of the hat and coat.
1006
00:42:25,977 --> 00:42:26,943
That's three bucks.
1007
00:42:26,978 --> 00:42:28,311
I prefer cash.
1008
00:42:30,715 --> 00:42:32,948
Have I ever met you before?
1009
00:42:32,983 --> 00:42:35,150
Well, not that I remember
1010
00:42:35,186 --> 00:42:37,353
and I think I'd remember.
1011
00:42:37,388 --> 00:42:38,587
Why?
1012
00:42:38,622 --> 00:42:41,657
You seem to know exactly
the right things to say.
1013
00:42:45,029 --> 00:42:47,596
Pris and I have been
friends since we was four.
1014
00:42:47,631 --> 00:42:49,031
We got to be like sisters.
1015
00:42:49,067 --> 00:42:51,600
We shared a place in
the Village after college
1016
00:42:51,635 --> 00:42:53,702
and then, all of a
sudden, she was off.
1017
00:42:53,738 --> 00:42:55,738
Next thing I knew,
here came a letter
1018
00:42:55,773 --> 00:42:58,007
saying she had found
a prince, married him
1019
00:42:58,042 --> 00:42:59,542
and they were off for Peru.
1020
00:42:59,577 --> 00:43:00,843
Maybe I still have it.
1021
00:43:00,878 --> 00:43:03,345
I remember she
enclosed a picture of him.
1022
00:43:05,750 --> 00:43:07,990
Since that time, have
you heard from her?
1023
00:43:09,087 --> 00:43:10,052
About a month ago.
1024
00:43:10,087 --> 00:43:11,254
She phoned.
1025
00:43:11,289 --> 00:43:12,622
Back in New York.
1026
00:43:12,657 --> 00:43:15,091
Back to her maiden name.
1027
00:43:15,126 --> 00:43:17,459
She decided she wanted to
take over her father's business
1028
00:43:17,495 --> 00:43:18,461
and wanted my help.
1029
00:43:18,496 --> 00:43:20,296
Your help or your shares?
1030
00:43:20,331 --> 00:43:21,463
Both.
1031
00:43:21,499 --> 00:43:22,665
She said she wanted to elect
1032
00:43:22,701 --> 00:43:24,000
a new board of directors...
1033
00:43:24,035 --> 00:43:26,202
All women, including me...
1034
00:43:26,237 --> 00:43:28,704
And we would elect Viola Duday
1035
00:43:28,739 --> 00:43:31,741
president of the corporation.
1036
00:43:31,776 --> 00:43:34,142
Is that right... "president
of the corporation"?
1037
00:43:35,446 --> 00:43:38,080
Sounds right, sure.
1038
00:43:38,115 --> 00:43:39,793
Miss Jaffe, I have
to tell you something.
1039
00:43:39,817 --> 00:43:41,795
I'm here under slightly
false pretenses, okay?
1040
00:43:41,819 --> 00:43:44,687
I said Mr. Wolfe and I
need some information
1041
00:43:44,723 --> 00:43:45,899
and that's true.
1042
00:43:45,923 --> 00:43:47,000
We also need some help.
1043
00:43:47,024 --> 00:43:48,736
You realize that
with Priscilla gone
1044
00:43:48,760 --> 00:43:51,227
that leaves five people
who are basically in control
1045
00:43:51,262 --> 00:43:52,728
of the remaining Softdown stock.
1046
00:43:52,763 --> 00:43:54,630
Yes. Certainly.
1047
00:43:54,665 --> 00:43:55,865
Well, we want you
1048
00:43:55,900 --> 00:43:57,978
to bring an action against them.
1049
00:43:58,002 --> 00:43:59,780
We want you to ask a court
1050
00:43:59,804 --> 00:44:01,170
to get an injunction
1051
00:44:01,206 --> 00:44:03,005
restraining them from exercising
1052
00:44:03,041 --> 00:44:05,475
any of the rights of
ownership of that stock
1053
00:44:05,510 --> 00:44:08,210
until it's determined
whether one or more of them
1054
00:44:08,246 --> 00:44:11,647
might have acquired that stock
through commission of a crime.
1055
00:44:11,682 --> 00:44:14,183
Why should I do that?
1056
00:44:14,219 --> 00:44:16,063
Well, because you
have a legitimate interest
1057
00:44:16,087 --> 00:44:18,032
in the proper handling
of the firm's affairs,
1058
00:44:18,056 --> 00:44:21,490
see, and you were...
well, you were also
1059
00:44:21,526 --> 00:44:23,807
Priscilla's oldest friend.
1060
00:44:25,029 --> 00:44:27,296
I don't know, I thought maybe...
1061
00:44:27,332 --> 00:44:29,399
Who do you think killed her?
1062
00:44:30,735 --> 00:44:32,668
I don't know.
1063
00:44:32,703 --> 00:44:34,670
I wish you...
1064
00:44:34,706 --> 00:44:36,071
Don't do this.
1065
00:44:36,107 --> 00:44:37,118
Miss Jaffe, you realize
1066
00:44:37,142 --> 00:44:39,085
that we can't just
march in like the cops.
1067
00:44:39,109 --> 00:44:40,521
We have to come
up with something
1068
00:44:40,545 --> 00:44:42,423
something to get to
these people, you know
1069
00:44:42,447 --> 00:44:44,046
and this will get to them
1070
00:44:44,082 --> 00:44:47,082
and Priscilla, she would
be asking the same thing.
1071
00:44:47,118 --> 00:44:48,396
I mean, if she could talk.
1072
00:44:48,420 --> 00:44:49,986
Well, I won't do it.
1073
00:44:50,021 --> 00:44:51,387
I won't do that.
1074
00:44:51,422 --> 00:44:54,289
Please show yourself out.
1075
00:44:57,661 --> 00:45:00,997